Phantom’s Rest Decaf Coffee Blend (Medium Roast)

Commune With Spirits Without Disturbing Your Sleep

Experience the otherworldly pleasure of Phantom’s Rest, a decaffeinated medium roast that allows you to indulge in rich coffee rituals at any hour without summoning unwanted wakefulness. Like the ethereal beings that move silently through dimensions, this exceptional blend offers the full sensory experience of premium coffee while remaining intangibly light on stimulation—perfect for those twilight hours when you wish to commune with the supernatural without sacrificing your mortal need for rest.

Spectral Flavor Profile

• Ethereal Smoothness: A hauntingly velvety texture envelops your senses, offering a balanced experience with no bitter afterlife.
• Shadowy Cocoa & Whispered Citrus: Indulge in the rich essence of cocoa depths, complemented by subtle citrus illuminations—creating a harmonious cup that materializes and fades like a perfect apparition.

Decaffeinated Through Mystical Means

• Swiss Water Process Enchantment: Phantom’s Rest undergoes the arcane Swiss Water process, which banishes 99.9% of caffeine while preserving the soul of the bean. This chemical-free ritual uses only pure water to maintain the coffee’s natural complexity, ensuring an untainted experience with each spectral cup.

Conjured with Supernatural Care

• South American Spirit Origin: These beans are harvested from misty, moonlit plantations in South America, where they absorb the ethereal essence of their surroundings.
• Twilight Small-Batch Roasting in the USA: Transformed by master mediums who specialize in small-batch manifestations, each serving delivers consistent visitations of exceptional flavor.
• Specialty Grade Ethereal Elixir: Certified by the Specialty Coffee Association (SCA) as truly transcendent, Phantom’s Rest offers a premium experience that crosses the boundary between caffeinated and decaffeinated realms.

Summoning Methods

Available as whole beans for personal grinding rituals or pre-ground for immediate manifestations, Phantom’s Rest appears with equal clarity through drip maker séances, French press channeling, or pour-over invocations.

Ethically Harvested Essence

Our commitment to ethical practices recognizes the interconnectedness of all realms. Through partnerships with B Corp certified suppliers, we ensure that our beans are sourced with respect for both the physical and spiritual worlds they inhabit.

The Spectral Chronicle

In the liminal spaces between wakefulness and dreams, there exists a rare opportunity to experience the full richness of coffee without its awakening properties. Phantom’s Rest was created for those twilight moments when the veil between worlds thins, but sleep remains a welcome destination.

This exceptional blend honors the ancient tradition of communion with the unseen world while respecting the mortal need for rest. The beans, carefully selected from moonlit South American highlands, undergo a special transformation that removes caffeine while preserving their essential character—much like how a phantom retains its identity even as it shifts between dimensions.

With each sip, experience the paradoxical pleasure of a coffee that feels substantive yet leaves no lingering presence to disturb your slumber. The velvety cocoa notes and bright citrus whispers create an ephemeral symphony that soothes the soul before fading gently away, making this blend perfect for evening rituals, nighttime contemplations, or moments when you wish to enjoy coffee’s comfort without its awakening spell.

Crafted for those who walk between worlds—appreciating both the vibrant energy of life and the peaceful embrace of rest—Phantom’s Rest offers a truly supernatural decaf experience.

 

Phantom’s Rest: Savor the essence without disturbing your dreams.